Silver Tongue

little-urban-witch:

theinfiknight:

skywardkonahriks:

labelleizzy:

havenfable:

Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.

Diné mythology:

Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.

Celtic Mythology:

Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae

Hindu mythology:

Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva

I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”

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