Silver Tongue

Loki fucked the horse because Odin said "make sure this giant doesn't finish the wall he's building for me on time so I don't have to pay him" and Loki just said "clearly, the way to do this is to get rawed by his horse"

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demilypyro:

I respect his creativity

odin: make sure the giant doesnt finish the wall
loki: got it. seduce his horse
odin: What? i mean theres easier ways like stealing his tools
loki: clearly i gotta get pegged by a massive horse cock
odin: loki, that is nowhere near what i request
loki: if i must do this to win your favour, i will make this sacrifice of getting absolutely rawed by that stud of a stallion

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