reo-weedwagon
asked:

Loki fucked the horse because Odin said "make sure this giant doesn't finish the wall he's building for me on time so I don't have to pay him" and Loki just said "clearly, the way to do this is to get rawed by his horse"

demilypyro
answered:

I respect his creativity

silver-tongues-blog

odin: make sure the giant doesnt finish the wall
loki: got it. seduce his horse
odin: What? i mean theres easier ways like stealing his tools
loki: clearly i gotta get pegged by a massive horse cock
odin: loki, that is nowhere near what i request
loki: if i must do this to win your favour, i will make this sacrifice of getting absolutely rawed by that stud of a stallion