The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
Cainceled
@vpow did you just tag this as Jesus fandom?!?!?