manywinged

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

manywinged

this is my wife everyone be nice to her

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

manywinged

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life