shurii

#how is this the same mf 😭

vaspider

Okay I actually have a personal headcanon about this and it’s that Thor, being the God of Thunder (and also lightning), you know, that dude who routinely has lightning just casually run through his body, doesn’t have a computer because electronic mail is a thing which can literally just come to him, personally, via the electricity that passes through his body on the regular.

Which would make sending an email to Thor something like sending a letter to Santa as a kid, you just kind of fling the email out there to whatever address you think might get to Thor, and it will.

If you think this won’t work, I point you to the term God, and say, totally, it will. He’s not a dude loosely associated with this thing, he’s the God of it.

notgeorgewashington

So he can get on WiFi?

vaspider

Yes.

embarrassinglyfondoffinland

This does also imply that Thor by extension innately understands binary because it’s a dialect of positive and negative charge, which presumably then implies Thor’s the person who is best-placed to communicate with inorganic/artificial beings whose primary language is binary.

vaspider

nudityandnerdery

I never would have guessed that Thor and C-3P0 both would have spoken the binary language of load lifters, very similar to your vaporators in most respects!

phluphfy

HOW DARE YOU BURY THIS SENTIMENT IN THE TAGS

vaspider

Considering the origin of the name Bluetooth, I think it’s probably more correct to say that Bluetooth is Thor-enabled.

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