Absolutely losing my mind trying to mimic the bad dialogue from 18th century porn pamphlets…
I feel like the words “Dost see my ass? Doth it not beckon?” are burned in my brain at this point
Wish people still spoke like this in porn :/
Sade missed his calling as a sexual comedy writer
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