babyspicegf

backwards trope you fake breakup and realise maybe this is better

babyspicegf

arranged divorce

babyspicegf

you have increasingly terrible visits to a coffee shop centered on interactions with one barista until eventually one of you snaps and kills the other and one of the other baristas throws their hands in the air and says FINALLY i thought you guys would never figure it out

babyspicegf

you are snowed out. you die of hypothermia

sufficientlylargen

Enemies to angrier enemies.

sashaforthewin

There are so many beds

that-twink-over-there

Abstinence Pollen

sparklemagpie

Stranded with a robust selection of blankets.

Hurt / Discomfort

Our houses are ancient allies but we totally hate each other

callmebliss-got-swamped

Oh my god they have rooms no where near each other