mdoodlerfandomart:

verysorrytobother:

chamiryokuroi:

philosophy-and-coffee:

chamiryokuroi:

Thinking about it, the Mystery Twins are those dumb people that walk towards the creepy sound at night on a horror movie, except they actually survive.

Someone: “Y’all we’re being the white college kids in a movie right now.”

Mabel: “Yea, but none of them ever have a knife!”

Someone: “Why the fuck do you have a knife?!?”

Dipper: “Cause she’s better at hand to hand so I take the crossbow.”

Someone: “What the fuck!?!?”

Mabel: “We also have some holy water, salt”

Dipper: “Some sage and unicorn hair”

Someone: “Uhh are we sure they ain’t the killers?”

Mabel: “Don’t be silly! we would had done a better job of hiding the bodies”

Dipper: “what she said”

Someone: “oh no oh no we’re cornered there’s no way out we’re all gonna die—”

Dipper: “Don’t worry, we’ve got our uncles on speed-dial”

Someone: “How is THAT supposed to help?!”

Mabel (on phone): “Yeah, so this dude is trying to kill us—”

*wall implodes*

Stan and Ford: “WHERE IS HE.”

I couldn’t resist