Silver Tongue

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tropicalhomestead:

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: Clark asks Malfina the Demon Witch to make him the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut and agree to marry him. Who are these two happier men? What man, let alone men, could have more happiness than a man (who, let’s be honest, is a solid 4) that has the joy and privilege to marry a hot demon giantess with a heart of gold that could vaporize all detractors?

I have been to Connecticut. Euphoria is in short supply there, so suspending disbelief for this narrative is a struggle.

I am delighted by the number of seperate comments on this saying that the two happiest men in Connecticut are married to each other

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