Silver Tongue

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exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

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exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

one of the attorneys at work just walked into another one’s office and I faintly heard him go “is that a SKELETON?”

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They have named her Rose

Two of the other attorneys have now dressed her up in clothing

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I came in this morning and someone had positioned her right outside my cubicle…

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ominous

hilarious update: it turns out that the attorney was on an important zoom call all morning, so she put the skeleton under the proximity sensor that controls the lights for this section of the office so they wouldn’t turn off mid-call

attorney: [places a six foot tall plastic skeleton under the proximity sensor]

the sensor:

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    one of the attorneys at work just walked into another one's office and I faintly heard him go "is that a SKELETON?"