Basically, the Pledge of Allegiance is bullshit.
WHY THE FUCK WAS I FORCED TO SAY THE DAMN PLEDGE?!
Man I remember being made to say the pledge AS WELL AS having to sing songs in the morning. I eventually learned I could just mouth the words and no one was the wiser.
I used to make up words for it.
“I pledge allegiance to my bag
Of the united chips of fritolania”
What if I said that santa clause was made to promote the sales of coca-cola
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tho "excited” fits better than “mighty”
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