straightboyfriend

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

aofvoid

God in the Garden of Eden

abraxaswithaxes

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

freddieandersen

yeah my rabbis have always said

  • if god hadn’t wanted anyone to find that one apple, woulda been easy enough to not tell people exactly where it was
  • so we can extrapolate that god did want people to eat the apple
  • ok then why not just give people the knowledge straight up
  • because the point wasn’t actually the knowledge, the point was getting people to figure out on their own that it’s important to question authority
  • which if u have met jews. truly a people who love to question authority, so, that tracks