Silver Tongue

gandreida:

teaboot:

timugamaileilani:

teaboot:

autisticexpression:

teaboot:

I’ve discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Round One

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Dog toy

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

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D-dog…toy?

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    I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in