interviewer: Mr. Wayne, have you heard of the popular internet jokes about you dating Batman?
bruce wayne: Yes I have heard of them, but if I were going to date any superhero it'd be Superman and not an overdramatic furry
#clark kent suddenly there breathless: Mr. Wayne could you elaborate on your desire to date superman?
Bruce Wayne, leaning in closer to the microphone: Sure, if you don't want to date Superman you're either not human or Lex Luthor, and I'm too rich and too good looking to be Lex Luthor. Next question?