Silver Tongue

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

foulserpent:

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

I’d be the perfect front for your shady company. I always look baffled, I’ll never be able to pick you out of a line up, and odds are good I’ll forget your name ten minutes after you tell it to me.

Reblogged 1 year ago from stemmmm (Originally from foulserpent)
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