curioscurio:

My Foretold Mario movie predictions:

“haha we know we’re in a video game a la Wreck-it-Ralph”

Luigi does a Fortnite dance

some multiple universe gimmick

toad falls into the “cute adorable little guy with deep voice and is actually kind of violent” animated trope

Peach girlboss moment where she rescues herself from Bowser and someone has to make a comment about it so they can say something like “just because im a girl doesn’t mean I can’t fight! also sexism is BAD!”

waluigi is not in the film

Jack Black absolutely kills it as Bowser

Chris Pratt actually does a decent Italian accent but still doesn’t sound like Mario

Charles Martinet has a Stan Lee esque cameo and one line

The plot introduces a villain that all the characters have to team up against to defeat including Bowser, and the villain somehow doesn’t even feel like a Mario character

Toad almost says a swearword or the swear word gets replaced with a child appropriate but still recognizable substitute ( “What the Fire Flower!?!?” “You son of a BULLET”)

Seth Rogan does not change his voice in any way for Donkey Kong

innuendo line referencing magic mushrooms “for the adults”

mario is mean to luigi

pop song sung by celebrity that doesn’t fit in with the rest of the soundtrack

toby fox is revealed to have composed an absolute banger final boss battle song

leaked footage of the mario movie