Silver Tongue

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insaneostyle:

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, “but they’re both yellow.”

Behold

image

A chicken

[image: a lemon.]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

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