Silver Tongue

cairo-overcoat:

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter:

cairo-overcoat:

cairo-overcoat:

not to downplay jade tho, if you throw literally ANYTHING she will instantly teleport and fetch it

john takes to yeeting everything as far as he can to see if she’ll miss anything and she never does it’ll be like

jade: hey can you pass me a soda

john: 

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What about when he fake tosses it

jade, once she’s 2 miles away from the cookout they were having and there’s no soda:

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