factual-fantasy:

Sans would then go on to explain that he has also already completed the fossil section of his museum, and he wasn’t aware that duplicate fossils were a thing. “i would just bring my fossils to bathers and he always wanted to take em..”

He would probably then go on to say how annoying the Alexandra Birdwings and Golden Stags are because they’re the only two bugs he seems to be able find. Much to kids’ horror. XD

I fully believe that Sans would be luckiest and most infuriating ACNHs player. Popular villagers just stumble onto his island willy nilly.. he shoves all of his flowers into one corner of his island and gets blue roses without even trying or knowing how rare they are.. he magically picks out the legit artwork without even knowing that there are fraudulent works in the mix.. He probably just casually goofs around in game amongst these highly valuable things that he’s just magically stumbled into, much to the annoyance of everyone else. And the best part is that he either wouldn’t know how valuable this stuff is or he just wouldn’t care. XD