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We’re so lucky they filmed Lord of the Rings when they did. Twenty years later, they would’ve had Viggo Mortensen riding a green bike that they CGI into a horse because that’s better for some reason.

This simple feeling… is beyond Disney’s comprehension.

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I fully believe Viggo Mortensen would’ve brought his own damn horse before riding on a green abomination

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I said it once and I’ll say it again;

Unions.

It’s because on set animal handlers have unions.

CG effects houses are run like sweatshops.

That’s why.