grandpa harley left skaianet’s assets to mom because even though bro has two degrees he makes puppet porn for a living and sleeps on a futon
to answer your question, yes the puppet porn is canon but it's like. barely sexual. also, to clarify, he doesn't throw his baby off of a roof, he throws his baby a few meters away while he's on a roof and then catches it. that was me taking artistic liberty for humor. he still sucks though
He doesn’t catch Dave actually. Dave flash steps *mid air* and then clings to Bro.
Imagine throwing your baby, that you just got out of a meteor crater and it moves in-humanly fast and clings to you like a koala.
Homestuck is surely a webcomic.
Imagine training your baby to FUCKING FLASH STEP and imagining them falling at all! or what’s worse fall faster than you can flash step to the ground to catch him and then forgetting somehow that you can occupy two or more positions in space time at once despite being as intelligent as an adult dirk strider!
..? Am I stupid or does this not make sense
Sorry I tend to write from my own point of reference. I've developed this tendency from a desire to keep people like you and you audience away from me. Trust issues you understand. But seance your so obsesed with proper writing conventions I willll try again.
Imagine; Being Bro strider and training your baby to FUCKING FLASH STEP, imagining them falling at all, or what’s worse fall faster than you (Bro Strider) can flash step to the ground to catch them. Then forgeting that you can occupy two or more positions in space time simultaneous despite being as intelligent as an adult dirk strider; who mind you is well know for his foresight.
Is that better you condescending cow?
Ok "cow" was probably a bit to much, but I don't like you or respect you so I'm not apologising for my emotions so so fuck you Nazi!