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do you guys ever read a wookiepedia paragraph that hits you like a truck

a wookiepedia paragraph that reads "Droopy McCool was the commonly known stage name[1] of Snit,[5] who was a male Kitonak and the lead horn player of the Max Rebo Band.[1] McCool's real name, however, was actually a series of flute-like whistles, unpronounceable by any other species.[6] He played the chindinkalu flute.[2] His body released a vanilla-like smell.[3]"ALT

only half of those are real words

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this is the guy it’s talking about by the way

wookiepedia editors are stronger than anything if I had to write the sentence “His body released a vanilla-like smell” about something that looked like a dachshund a mushroom and someone’s severed big toe got slammed together in a nuclear reactor I would walk into the woods and never come back

Droopy McCool out there living his best life just to get his personal olfactory data leaked and then be ruthlessly dragged over it

Walk into the woods and never come back? Like how Droopy walked into the desert and never came back?

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I hate star wars so much it’s unreal

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    do you guys ever read a wookiepedia paragraph that hits you like a truck