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me-cago-en-la-leche:

cheshireinthemiddle:

night-dragon937:

terapsina:

takineko:

fairyofthemoon:

beesmygod:

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

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Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

The vet. You should, if at all possible, wait until the werewolf looks like a wolf of course. But even if they look human at the time it should still be the vet (with additional bribe money) because even if something weird shows up in the blood-work or happens during the visit, it’s a lot easier to do a QUICK EXIT from a veterinary hospital than a human hospital (vets don’t usually have security personnel, the building isn’t as big either). Also, vets ask for less paperwork so you don’t actually need to give your real name or address, so in the even of ‘wait… that looks weird, you know if I didn’t know werewolves weren’t real I’d say- oh HOLY HELL THAT’S A-!!!!!’ you can run away without giving werewolf hunters/the government an easy way to your werewolf boyfriend.

So yeah. The vet, bring your werewolf significant others, friends and family members to the animal doctors.

also vets are more equipped to deal with any weird werewolf biology

Vets are more chill

You know, I can’t help but notice a lack of congratulations for the woman who got nutted in by a werewolf.

Queen, literally out here living the dream.

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    I’d say human doctor if in human form, vet in wolf form? But vet might be a better idea regardless because of how many...
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