Silver Tongue

kragehund-again:

my mom everyday sending me off to school: remember not to ever tell anyone your blood uses copper as an oxygen carrier instead of iron or else they will experiment on you and drain you like a horseshoe crab

me: sheesh mom i’m not a baby, you don’t gotta remind me

teacher: ok class today i’ll tell you why blood is red

me: *raises hand*

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