putuksstuff:

conspicuouslad:

gearholder:

putuksstuff:

veetachi:

vampirestatebuilding:

RELEASE THE PINEAPPLES

Y’know, this doesn’t make me think “WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES FLYING AWAY???????????”, but much rather “Pineapples grow on short stems on the ground?”. This is kinda weird, I’ve never thought about how or where Pineapples grow. They’re just kinda there.

It’s actually more like

And it just makes me so… hrm… the english language is not good enough to decribe this emotion… what’s the most guttural German word synonymous of “dumbfounded”?

Here’s the other thing: It takes an entire year for a pineapple plant to grow one pineapple.

And unless I’m mistaken, it only grows the one pineapple and then it’s done forever.

PINEAPPLES ARE REALLY FREAKIN’ WEIRD!!!

You should see what this person

can do with a pinapple