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Photo ID: “They don’t even have dental” scene from Shrek 2. The factory worker is labelled “four bandits living in the forest”. Donkey, Shrek and Puss are labelled respectively “confused dwarf cleric”, “gorilla just happy to be included” and “tiefling warlock who rolled 24 on Deception”.

Bandits: John, why’d you bring some strangers here?

Warlock: That’s okay, buddy, we’re the census takers.

Bandits: The census takers?

Warlock: Yes, we take periodical census of the kingdom’s subjects to lessen poverty.

Bandits rolling badly on Insight: Oh! Oh, right.

Warlock: How many people are in your household? Do you feel like you can afford enough food?

Bandits: Uh, a little. We don’t even have salt.

Warlock to Cleric: They don’t even have salt.