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Here’s to my family’s annual christmas eve tradition of exchanging new pajamas, & to my mother’s parallel tradition of attempting to shame me every year by making into a t-shirt, quote, “The most egregious thing that you, my daughter , thought it was okay to say during a nice family dinner” . This apparently was my worst offence of 2021

Top ten things to panic and blurt out when you answer the door to your neighbour bringing over a box of ethically sourced artisan christmas chocolates, forgetting this is the shirt you’re wearing: Hey how’s it going how’s the wife

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