Silver Tongue

hopesterling:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”

Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”

Me: “…well…there’s me?”

Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to worry about.”

Every day I’ll hear large groups pause outside the door, read the “masks recommended” sign, debate whether or not to put them on, and then say, “Oh, well, there’s no one here, just an employee. We don’t need them.”

Cool! Come inside and find out how good I am at spin kicks!

reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads

Reblogged 1 year ago from rockboci (Originally from glumshoe)
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