evilwizard

a group of mystery-solving teens break into my wizard tower and—after a series of whimsical and spooky hijinks—manage to tie me up and say “alright gang, time to see who’s really behind this ugly ‘evil wizard’ mask,” and then they pull on my face and i go “ow…”

krongus

Would you like Krongus to remove the teens from the premises

evilwizard

jeepers. just throw em in the pit

krongus

Which pit?

The tower possesses 3 pits

evilwizard

the—the death pit, obviously

krongus

Krongus is unsure of the morality of condemning the teenagers to the death pit

evilwizard

would you do it for a krongy snack