penny-anna

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

lisaonatree

Did you step on it?

penny-anna

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

lisaonatree

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

penny-anna

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

damndinarzade

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours