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actually wait I’m back to tell a story that has nothing to do with anything

I vividly remember a scene in the 2001 Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius movie where Sheen sings “my socks don’t match, my socks doing match, I’m out in public and my socks don’t match” to a very specific melody. I think about it every time I put on socks that don’t match. for years I have lived convinced of this

except the other day I looked up the actual original clip and it’s:

a) not sung by Sheen

b) not that melody

c) the actual phrase is “my clothes don’t match, my clothes don’t match, I’m out in public and my clothes don’t match”

I have never felt so bamboozled. hoodwinked. gobsmacked, if you will. clearly the only explanation is the existence of a parallel universe that has merged with this one I rest my case thank u for ur time

WHAT DO YOU *MEAN*, SHEEN DOESNT SING IT??????

IT’S NOT SHEEN, IT’S JUST SOME GUY

I’m sorry but the memory you just unlocked,,,,THE CHICKEN DANCE RITUAL,,,,,I’m glad I’m not the only one this has literally unraveled my understanding of the universe