actually wait I’m back to tell a story that has nothing to do with anything

I vividly remember a scene in the 2001 Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius movie where Sheen sings “my socks don’t match, my socks doing match, I’m out in public and my socks don’t match” to a very specific melody. I think about it every time I put on socks that don’t match. for years I have lived convinced of this

except the other day I looked up the actual original clip and it’s:

a) not sung by Sheen

b) not that melody

c) the actual phrase is “my clothes don’t match, my clothes don’t match, I’m out in public and my clothes don’t match”

I have never felt so bamboozled. hoodwinked. gobsmacked, if you will. clearly the only explanation is the existence of a parallel universe that has merged with this one I rest my case thank u for ur time