i love fantasy fiction where interspecies romances are very normalized because nothing beings me greater joy than imagining like. a high elf in a divorce hearing.
literally nothing cracks me up more than imagining an orc divorce lawyer or a dragon having to pay alimony
i had a dnd one shot where a guy hired some adventurers to retrieve his daughter back from a dragon. the twist was that it was a very messy divorce and the dragon won custody so the dragon had them write up a written statement explaining that they were hired by him to kidnap the child and the guy who initially hired them was arrested.
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Even a legendary action won’t save an Ancient Blue Dragon from court fees
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