jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

here’s a hot take

what if Adam and Eve weren’t inherently pure and good when they were first made, but were more like animals in that they could do horrible nasty things without a conscience, and learning about good and evil only just made them have a moral compass which made them less likely to be the war criminals that otters are

also if someone were to try to argue “well in the Garden of Eden all animals were peaceful”

then why the fuck did God design predators, unless animals were monstrous little bastards on the outside and the Garden of Eden was just a weird little menagerie where everything was vegan

i mean thats not far off. adam was made to stroke gods evil and eve was made to stroke adams dick because lilith had self respect and didnt need adam OR god. before the apple, they were basically animals serving a single function