okay people without sound on need to experience this

Demily: You got the stuffy nose, Deme?

Deme: Yes, and then I blow my nose, and it doesn’t help, and I’m like, “this sucks.”

Demily: I KNOW right? They always say “blow your nose” but I do and it doesn’t help. So wh- so what the fuck are you supposed to do. Is there no justice in this world?

Deme: I mean… I get what you’re- I get what you’re saying, but-

Demily: You expect the world to make sense and have rules and then it doesn’t, it’s just a myriad of chaos.

Deme: I feel like this could be a perfect monologue for a Metal Gear Villain.

Demily: I will bring order and control.

Liquid Snake: (as Demily rapidly loses it in the background) Have you ever tried to blow your nose, Snake? And you just can’t get the stuffiness out? What if the WORLD was stuffy, Snake? I will BLOW THE WORLD!

*25 seconds of adorable demon laughter*