Silver Tongue

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

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its true ❤

what do you know ❤

the ocean was made of sprite also

theres been a lot of people on this post trying to correct basically every aspect of what ive said but nobody’s confronted me on “everyday was sunday morning”

everybody agrees everyday was sunday morning

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    in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any...