criminally underrated moment from the What We Do In The Shadows movie is when Deacon and Nick are talking about how fragile humans are, and Deacon is listing the different ways humans can die, including:
- old age
- slipping and falling onto a giant spike
- falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe
- making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, or swans
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