Silver Tongue

officialstaff:

nevermoorfan:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store

tumblr is a site that, by tradition, you do not discuss using in public, let alone plaster on your body. however the subtlety of shoelaces combined with the comedy of the Bit would make that specific item worth it

@staff @officialstaff

We’re exclusively selling them to the president. If you want them you’ll have to get them the hard way.

Reblogged 1 year ago from aeritus (Originally from detectivehole)
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