Should’ve checked whether anyone in my house likes eggs before we got chickens. I have 67 eggs that need eating.
go out and throw them at cop cars
How many cop cars do you think are within walking distance of my house
Once you egg the first, there’s a delivery service for more.
Ah yes, the Grand Theft Auto method
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