derinthescarletpescatarian

Should’ve checked whether anyone in my house likes eggs before we got chickens. I have 67 eggs that need eating.

friendly-neighborhood-wizard

go out and throw them at cop cars

derinthescarletpescatarian

How many cop cars do you think are within walking distance of my house

reverendyoda

Once you egg the first, there’s a delivery service for more.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Ah yes, the Grand Theft Auto method