Silver Tongue

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When I mentioned taking a day off to move house, my manager asked who I went with for my mortgage

When I told him I was renting he asked “why don’t you just borrow ten grand or so off your parents for a mortgage deposit?”

Sir, we lead very different lives

Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It’s not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!

I once visited a coworkers house and a cleaning service van pulled into her neighbors driveway. She said ‘They’re using THAT maid service now? How cliche! What service do you use?’ I felt like I’d somehow been transported to another dimension.

why do the poor not simply eat cake

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