what, you mean you tumblypoos haven’t heard of heckin TIPPY DOORMAN? sit down children because i’m gonna learn you a thing

tippy is only the most sexiest little cinnamon roll in the entire lego franchise. he is a doorman (professional door opener for you plebs!) so you KNOW he’s always putting ladies first on his dates 😜. but you also have to WATCH OUT! because this cinnamon roll is actually...

a SINNAMON ROLL MASTER CRIMINAL who can outsmart even the cleverest police officer. And he’ll remain so prim and proper while doing it to! he’s like benedict cumberbatch if he were playing moriarty instead of sherlock. TOTAL FANGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you literally can’t get any hotter than this. so remember your door manners children, and you might get a chance at this HUNK of a doorman

i fucking hate you