Silver Tongue

teaboot:

My old man once said to me, “your thoughts are so random and unconnected. We were just talking about the carnival- how did you get started on wasps?”

So, I told him, “they’re not unconnected- we were talking about going to the carnival, and the carnival is on the same fairgrounds they used to use for the rodeo, and one time at the rodeo my brother spilled sprite on himself and a bee went up his shirt and stung him, and bees die when they sting, but wasps don’t, and I was wondering why, so I asked you.”

And he said, “that makes no sense,” and for the life of me I can’t understand how anyone thinks of anything if not by this exact process

Reblogged 1 year ago from redsephirah (Originally from teaboot)
93,523 notes
  1. plotmonster reblogged this from boonasaurusrex
  2. boonasaurusrex reblogged this from little-piece-of-tamlin
  3. huginnandmunnin reblogged this from damatris
  4. rockonlobster reblogged this from gay-worm-committing-sins
  5. talentless-kun reblogged this from voxaris
  6. zarafey reblogged this from little-piece-of-tamlin
  7. lostplanestravellingendlessly reblogged this from gay-worm-committing-sins
  8. sirilampo reblogged this from grantihare
  9. quotingart reblogged this from chainsawsdreamer
  10. grantihare reblogged this from voxaris
  11. voxaris reblogged this from chainsawsdreamer
  12. chainsawsdreamer reblogged this from gay-worm-committing-sins
  13. gay-worm-committing-sins reblogged this from little-piece-of-tamlin
  14. thewatchingangel reblogged this from bluesundaycake
  15. friendlyaivil reblogged this from damatris
  16. shouldhavebeenahobbit reblogged this from damatris
  17. dragonleighs reblogged this from damatris
  18. damnprecious reblogged this from damatris
  19. queenslandsoutherngothic reblogged this from bluesundaycake
  20. bluesundaycake reblogged this from damatris
  21. damatris reblogged this from alllthequeenshorses
  22. justbeinmes-blog reblogged this from elidyce
  23. dredshirtroberts reblogged this from dailydoseofcolor
  24. johannacantsing reblogged this from wolfnight2012
  25. flairina reblogged this from obertheffect
  26. obertheffect reblogged this from trycactusjuice
  27. teaboot posted this