It... it didn't crash? No. No NO
MY GREAT SYMPHONY OF VIOLENCE, CURSED BY THE GODS TO NEVER COME TO FRUITION!!!
At last i am free, but at what cost? How many lives were lost in the trenches, how many queues delayed? I curse thee, oh enemy, villian!
Shall i be exiled from this homeland of mine? Cursed to live in a far away land forever aching to come home but never getting to? Or shall i remain amidst the ruins of my dash, rendered unscrollable by the posts of the fallen?
In the end there's one last thing to say, at the face of adversity:
CRASH
we'll get 'em next time, boys