hulking-godless-child-beast:

biblioprincessdalian:

timemachineyeah:

biblioprincessdalian:

for the record this IS an apple hate zone yes I have an android phone yes I have a bulky PC with its own USB port yes I use wired headphones. you can go ahead and try to fight me on it but keep in mind how scrappy I must be considering I’m broke as shit and have nothing to lose and can guarantee my phone screen won’t shatter in the brawl

I just finished a delicious cosmic crisp and for the first ten words of this I was ready to fight you

for the record this IS an apple the tech company specifically hate zone I would never dare insult the humble fruit which has done so much for us that said my personal preference is fuji all the respect though

imagine someone talking about eating an apple and then biting into a nice crisp iPhone. I wonder how much bite force it’d take

I eat the apple fruit to defy god