biblioprincessdalian

for the record this IS an apple hate zone yes I have an android phone yes I have a bulky PC with its own USB port yes I use wired headphones. you can go ahead and try to fight me on it but keep in mind how scrappy I must be considering I’m broke as shit and have nothing to lose and can guarantee my phone screen won’t shatter in the brawl

timemachineyeah

I just finished a delicious cosmic crisp and for the first ten words of this I was ready to fight you

biblioprincessdalian

for the record this IS an apple the tech company specifically hate zone I would never dare insult the humble fruit which has done so much for us that said my personal preference is fuji all the respect though

hulking-godless-child-beast

imagine someone talking about eating an apple and then biting into a nice crisp iPhone. I wonder how much bite force it’d take

silver-tongues-blog

I eat the apple fruit to defy god