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anaisonfire:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

what happens if Batman is out driving the Batmobile and he gets pulled over & asked for his license

possibilities:

- he just refuses & drives away bcos like what are they gonna do

- he gives them his actual license and hopes

- he gives them his actual license & then bribes them to keep their mouths shut

- he hands them a license that lists his name as ‘The Batman’ and has a picture of him in the cowl

The last one, except it’s not a fake license, he actually went and got it.

*Batman & Superman riding in the batmobile, get pulled over*

Police Officer: can I see your license?

Superman: *quietly freaking out bcos there’s no way this is going to end well*

Batman: of course *hands them his The Batman license*

Superman: ???

*after they drive on*

Superman: you have a fake license that lists your name as The Batman??

Batman: of course not.

Batman: it’s a completely legal license. why? would you like me to arrange for you to get one?

Superman: I

Superman: yes please

The batlicese

These tags are everything.

it is Dick, and Dick didn’t know Batman had a license. He thought this would be the greatest prank. Bruce just turns it right around on him

#dick became a cop specifically for this prank and as soon as it backfires he quits the force and becomes a male model or whatever 

Dick, coming back to the station after pulling over the batmobile: *slaps badge down on his boss’s desk* aight i’m out