what happens if Batman is out driving the Batmobile and he gets pulled over & asked for his license
possibilities:
- he just refuses & drives away bcos like what are they gonna do
- he gives them his actual license and hopes
- he gives them his actual license & then bribes them to keep their mouths shut
- he hands them a license that lists his name as 'The Batman' and has a picture of him in the cowl
The last one, except it's not a fake license, he actually went and got it.
*Batman & Superman riding in the batmobile, get pulled over*
Police Officer: can I see your license?
Superman: *quietly freaking out bcos there's no way this is going to end well*
Batman: of course *hands them his The Batman license*
Superman: ???
*after they drive on*
Superman: you have a fake license that lists your name as The Batman??
Batman: of course not.
Batman: it's a completely legal license. why? would you like me to arrange for you to get one?
Superman: I
Superman: yes please
The batlicese
These tags are everything.
it is Dick, and Dick didn’t know Batman had a license. He thought this would be the greatest prank. Bruce just turns it right around on him
Dick, coming back to the station after pulling over the batmobile: *slaps badge down on his boss’s desk* aight i’m out