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I still love thinking about the differences between cybertronian/human anatomy and lifestyle and hilarious confusion that could result

kids: so where’s Optimus?

ratchet, for the third day in a row: sleeping

kids: STILL?????

alt:

Bulkhead: wait you have to do this every night??? every night?

Miko, confused: yeah?? otherwise I’m too tired to function lol

bulkhead: have you like??? talked to anyone about this??? are you sure you aren’t sick??

Miko: wait how often do you have to sleep?

Bulkhead: Well I absolutely have to only about once every five or so earth months, but–

Miko: five–

Ratchet: it’s been 25 years and they still haven’t put your gallbladder back? What ineptitude. Sounds like some colleagues I used to have.

June: ??? Why??? Would they put it back???

Ratchet: ?????? Shouldn’t they have fixed it by now??? After 25 years????